Stockfish bots
Six opponents, one ladder. Start at Plankton and win 3 games to unlock the next Stockfish bot.

#1 Plankton
~400 · Novice · Hangs pieces. Then asks if that was theory.

#2 Guppy
~800 · Beginner · Attacks with conviction. Defends by accident.

#3 Park Regular
~1100 · Casual · Knows two openings. Uses both in every game.

#4 Club Captain
~1500 · Club · Will fork your royalty, then explain the metaphor.

#5 The Annotator
~1800 · Expert · Will punish your idea. Then footnote it.

#6 The Auditor
~2200 · Master · Already saw your idea. Filed it under insufficient.
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